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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Blessingmug.

Peamutt butter

Specially made dog friendly peanut butter for doing the peanut butter wonder
Dave spread the peamutt butter all over his penis before getting his dog Dan to lick it off.
by Mutt butt December 11, 2024
mugGet the Peamutt buttermug.

Butters

All the butters people get with eachother cus no one else will
by Rockycockypoodle August 17, 2017
mugGet the Buttersmug.

freedom butter

Any type of nut butter that is not the type found in jail/prison. I recommend sunflower butter.
I had my first taste of freedom butter today!
by Safety Pin Queen March 4, 2023
mugGet the freedom buttermug.

butter dolphin

A butter dolphin is a type of dolphin that lives in butter, preferably bregott. It was discovered in "the suberbs" of sweden by a dolphin lover that liked to put dolphins in her butter.
"wow thats a lovely butter dolphin you got there, may i touch it?"
"BUTTER DOLPHIN!!"
by butterdolphin00 December 12, 2016
mugGet the butter dolphinmug.

Nutty Butter

It is the male sex cell, semen.
Alec wants Skylar's Nutty Butter
by TsunamiSeven April 23, 2015
mugGet the Nutty Buttermug.

Butter

“Yo you got the butter

“Dude did you hear about how dope his butter is”
by Butttaaahhh April 21, 2019
mugGet the Buttermug.

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