Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.

Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.

by TheV2playsindictionary March 21, 2021

I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019

I want to be alone

When someone says this they don’t actually want to be alone, they want someone to be there for them and show the love and attention they deserves. Some people mistake this with a phrase that is for attention and manipulation.

Emma: I want to be alone
Jody: I’m not going to leave you alone, I’m going to be here for you

by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

i am looking

the act of looking intently.

I am looking respectfully or disrespectfully

*shows me a photo of liam payne*
"I am looking"

by liampayne365 October 4, 2021

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die

by Le Human October 20, 2020

I dont like it!

A general response to use when someone tells you about something negative.

I wanted to come over and play foosball but I had to stay home with my old lady. "response" I dont like it!

by Dick fitswell February 4, 2004

I can't get no

Satisfaction

I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

by kHz33 May 27, 2021