little izzy

a glass dildo

or

someone who likes small izzys xoxo

ooo i found a new little izzy the other day?

ah is she nice?

no shes breakable :/

by ellojim November 2, 2020

Little Billy

The all powerful 5 year old god who loves lollipops and has an accent. Also stop stealing my ideas Noam.

"HWI! IWM WITTLE BIWWY! I WOWVWE WAWLIPAWPS!!!!!"-Little Billy

by Cereal Lord November 3, 2023

Little Italy

A goofy way of saying 'literally'

They're little italy swimming with the fishes.

by pygasys April 28, 2022

little bush slut

little bush sluts are creatures commonly found in males beds they shouldn’t be in, they are dirty creatures and have no sense of empathy when it comes to others feelings, they are arky and usually have a more person name example. sav, teale, summer, jess, tyla. they are also commonly known as, white trash & race horses

did you hear lexi cheated on her boyfriend for max, lewis, bray & sam!! what a little bush slut

by burnbook2020 July 6, 2020

Little Jimmy

The nickname you call a short and horny boy; usually one who likes to fuck girls older than him.

Some highschooler: Little Jimmy is trying to seduce me, mom pick me up im scared
Little Jimmy(age 9): Yeah baby~

by Girll888 October 13, 2020

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

little crispy

When an idiot lights the hair on his/her arm on fire and it makes little chuncks at the bottoms of the hairs

Omg look at the little crispys on xaivers arm

Ikr so crispy

by Saidey wilson June 4, 2017