VIP moment

when you feel yourself for everyone to see. take your girls to a city like las vegas or miami and live it up.

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this court is going to award you a VIP Moment! you and yo girls; i’m finna give you an addition 5 thousand dollars from ME.

And you take yo girls to vegas and party like it’s 1999.

- Steve Harvey

by chilly615 March 17, 2022

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Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

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When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

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Aquila Rift moment

When you show someone a song and they tell you it's shit and don't like it. Few months later they show you the same song, telling you how cool it is.

-Hey, listen to this song from Aquila Rift, it's so cool.
--Ehh, I don't like it, it's just not good.
*Few months pass*
--This song from Aquila rift is an absolute banger, why didn't I find it sooner?

-This is so aquila rift moment

by Aregas October 14, 2023

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John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020

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