check me in the back

The feeling To have shit ones self and need a friend for confirmation to make sure

"Aww man I ate a lot of burritos and I farted maybe even sharted,can you check me in the back"

by Austin Caballero March 12, 2014

cry me a joaquin

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.

Ohhh, poor baby. Cry me a joaquin

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Gym Me Buff It

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.

I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

by Jimmy "all you can eat" Buffet January 1, 2007

bite me bollix

Ireland - a nice way of saying fuck off you cunt and stop annoying me
- go away and leave me alone
- i do not wish to debate with you any more now depart from my company

Arya will ya fuck off and bite me bollix ya cunt

by choirboy June 24, 2005

Rape Me In the Ass

More commonly referred to as Rape Me in the Ass. This phrase is not meant to be taken literally but to symbolize one's indifference towards a situation.

Person 1- "Dude, you sooo shoulda been there!"
Person 2- "...Rape me in the ass."

by JBurns10 December 26, 2009

got me covered

Indication that the speaker has been placed in a bad or precarious situation.

You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.

by mkstyles November 9, 2006

Call me later

A polite way of saying fuck off i'm busy.

*Harry is doing something important when his phone rings*

John: "Hey man you coming out tonight?"
Harry: " Yeah yeah call me later"
John: "Fuck you asshole."

*John hangs up*

by Geddon November 9, 2009