Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith

*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠

by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021

Slap the clown

Subtle alternative to "jerk off".

Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!

by PierreVelez March 19, 2019

slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

Slap That

When you see the most prime little medium wage home in the suburbs that is inhabited by average Joe’s and you know you’re about to sell them whatever you want.

“Hey homie, you see 5909 over there with the Nissan Altima out front, I’m about to Slap That so quickly.”

by BeanBottaBoom May 4, 2021

Duck Slapped

The act of being rejected, put down, scolded or failing at something.

You just got Duck Slapped.

by Citycat March 28, 2021