Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting

Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!

by SXNNY July 9, 2020

blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

Blue Collar Ballerinas

A common sub-species of stripper, native to parts with high unemployment rates and trailer parks. Usually the worst kind of stripper.

"Hey man, want to Beavers?"
"Fuck no, that place is filled with blue collar ballerinas!"

by cat_master1985 August 10, 2015

B-Room Blues

When you spend an excessive amount of time trapped in the bathroom via a form of punishment growing up and are now suffering odd Psychological symptoms because of it.

He doesn't like any sauce that is white because it reminds him of porcelain. This is a common symptom of the B-Room Blues.

He doesn't have a favorite dinosaur because he was locked in the bathroom while his family was watching "Walking with Dinosaurs"; Classic B-Room Blues.

by Notorious ENG May 18, 2022

Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

2 blue ticks

To successfully complete a task. Normally one which has been witnessed or viewed but does not necessarily receive acknowledgment. Derived from WhatsApp's read notification of 2 blue ticks.

Did you see me on the climbing wall?

Yeah, 2 blue ticks for completing that hard route.

by Romeo Bravo November 16, 2021

2 blue lines

2 blue lines is another meaning for pregnant, because on a pregnancy test, 2 blue lines is positive.

"I got 2 blue lines! Can't wait to tell people"

by Zainab.H January 27, 2017