the cake is a lier

that cake said there was glados to eat

cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit

me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha

by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020

Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.

I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.

by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025

Cake in da fridge

noun• exactly like how it sounds.

An alternative to saying a girl has a big butt. Almost like “junk in the trunk”, but modernized.

Dude, look at that girl, that’s a big Cake in da fridge.

by BigTasty10 December 6, 2017

Pound cake

A girl with a juicy, fat ass

Jennifer: *passes by*

Fernando: *takes a glance at her ass* damnnnn..Jennifer’s got a pound cake!

by Alex Fonz March 4, 2022

Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.

She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.

by Tbag March 8, 2017

Suncream Cake

Typically a pasty-white overweight person.

Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.

That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!

by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023