when you are not satisfied by your sexual encounters, usually because:
A. your partner sucks
or
B. you take your fantasies way too far and reality just isn't good enough for you anymore :'(
A. your partner sucks
or
B. you take your fantasies way too far and reality just isn't good enough for you anymore :'(
by kickflip dude July 16, 2011
Get the inadequately sexed mug.noun - a condition of having so much sex during a short period of time that the emotional and physical strain causes damage to your body. Great for a Halo 2 screen name.
"I was driving Earl around after he was drunk at Kristy's house, and he was whining that he might have had sex overload!"
"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"
"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"
by Can Not August 8, 2005
Get the sex overload mug.We've all done it. Sex with an ex.
Usually done after a night of heavy drinking. A follow up of the drunk-dial for a booty call.
Lonely+Drunk= ex-sex
Usually done after a night of heavy drinking. A follow up of the drunk-dial for a booty call.
Lonely+Drunk= ex-sex
"Can't get warts from her again. I am already carrying that virus. So we decided to have some ex-sex and now she won't leave me alone. I remember why I hated that stanky ho."
"Having a night of ex-sex can lead to a lifetime of hell."
"Having a night of ex-sex can lead to a lifetime of hell."
by Stinky McBurr May 2, 2006
Get the ex-sex mug.One day, Dick and Rick decided to go to the bed.
"Wanna have gay sex?" asked Dick
"Sure, just be ready to fuck me real hard!" replied Rick
"Oh that feels good! Put it in more yeah baby! Put all your dick hair in it!" said Dick
"Same! Omg i feel like im doing drugs now!" said Rick
"Wanna have gay sex?" asked Dick
"Sure, just be ready to fuck me real hard!" replied Rick
"Oh that feels good! Put it in more yeah baby! Put all your dick hair in it!" said Dick
"Same! Omg i feel like im doing drugs now!" said Rick
by __________E____________ August 11, 2018
Get the Gay Sex mug.The time immediately preceding sex when you lose awareness and control of your actions, allowing hormones to work their magic.
Asexual Friend: "You seriously didn't even notice that you fell off the bed?!"
Sexual Friend: "No, I was in sex coma. Everything just seems kind of blurry."
Sexual Friend: "No, I was in sex coma. Everything just seems kind of blurry."
by coma addict August 22, 2007
Get the sex coma mug."Just after we met we were so attracted to each other that we just ripped off our clothes and had Wild Monkey Sex!"
by Earnest Dupree January 19, 2008
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Example)
Lindsey had the hottests ass in the city. All the guys drooled at the sight of her. She was flawless in every way. I was lucky enough to be her neighbor so I could sneak peaks of her while she was in her backyard. While at home i got a text form Lindsey. I checked my phone and saw she asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. My dick rose and inch and grew hard immediately. I took a shit, shower, and shampoo as my dad always called it. I knocked on her door. She answered in a blatantly sexual tone. I could feel my cock hard as a rock. She was wearing only a thong and bra. I grasped her warm tities and unhooked her bra. She gave me a moan of approval. She swiftly stroked my boner and i could feel it bulging out of my shorts. She slid off my pants and began to give me a handjob. This was the greatest night of my life. I stroked her nipples and bit them. She started to give me head as I felt up her cunt with my love. She roared "EUHH" as she began to have her first of many orgasms. Lindsey screamed, "YESS, GET INSIDE ME!!!" I flipped her over on the couch and penetrated her tight pussy. We exchanged juices that night. It went on and on.....
Example)
Lindsey had the hottests ass in the city. All the guys drooled at the sight of her. She was flawless in every way. I was lucky enough to be her neighbor so I could sneak peaks of her while she was in her backyard. While at home i got a text form Lindsey. I checked my phone and saw she asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. My dick rose and inch and grew hard immediately. I took a shit, shower, and shampoo as my dad always called it. I knocked on her door. She answered in a blatantly sexual tone. I could feel my cock hard as a rock. She was wearing only a thong and bra. I grasped her warm tities and unhooked her bra. She gave me a moan of approval. She swiftly stroked my boner and i could feel it bulging out of my shorts. She slid off my pants and began to give me a handjob. This was the greatest night of my life. I stroked her nipples and bit them. She started to give me head as I felt up her cunt with my love. She roared "EUHH" as she began to have her first of many orgasms. Lindsey screamed, "YESS, GET INSIDE ME!!!" I flipped her over on the couch and penetrated her tight pussy. We exchanged juices that night. It went on and on.....
by Cuntslayer42069 February 2, 2016
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