I-Man Syndrome

An ailment cause by the repeated return to the same shitty, overpriced bar because it's close by and no one can think of anywhere else to go. And there's probably a cover at Brennan's.

What the hell are we doing here? This shitty music is way too loud, old women keep stepping on my feet and I just paid $6.50 for a bottled Sam Adam's. Ugh, I think I'm coming down with I-Man Syndrome.

by JohnnyWaterbottle June 6, 2011

I/O Error

Idiot Operator error.

Some guy called asking for help since his computer wouldn't turn on. Turns out he had an I/O error, he hadn't plugged in the fucking computer.

by i'myourhuckleberry January 16, 2008

I Pulled an Ace!

After taking a dump; your first wipe of toilet paper is clean. It's literally like pulling an ace. No more cards from the dealer needed...

"My friend comes out of the bathroom, so i casually asked him, 'did you pull an ace?'. He smiled and said yes!' proudly. 'I pulled an Ace!'"

by Ace of heart June 17, 2013

I love you

The three words that can change your life in a positive or negative way. They are very powerful so be careful how you use them. You could really hurt someone.

I love you so much!

by XxUnkownxX July 8, 2016

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

I don't know if

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.

I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.

by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

I want to be alone

When someone says this they don’t actually want to be alone, they want someone to be there for them and show the love and attention they deserves. Some people mistake this with a phrase that is for attention and manipulation.

Emma: I want to be alone
Jody: I’m not going to leave you alone, I’m going to be here for you

by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019