Tristan: Naru you look terrible!
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man
by snootsnoot July 23, 2016
Get the zero-day mug.A holiday that started in Norway to celebrate the forth coming arrival of Hiilian Bongus from the depths of the sea and the throat of the Kraken. The tradition has is celebrated through feast, festival, and sport. More recently through Canada it is celebrated by families and the night ends in a hearty game of hockey. It has recently migrated to America and is commonly celebrated through the youth as a 'kegger'.
by norvilemikey May 25, 2016
Get the bongus day mug.An awesome band mostly known for their songs "American Idiot" "21 Guns" and "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life"
by WhateverHappens_Happens May 22, 2016
Get the Green day mug.1. A day to get gifts from your bae
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
by itscassieeeeeee February 12, 2018
Get the Valentine's Day mug.1/20/17 at 12 noon EST, when one of the most gracious and capable leaders the free world has had in the last 50 years will be replaced by one of the most crass, immature, impulsive, and self aggrandizing the free world has ever experienced.
Conservative family member: Woo hoo! NObama day is almost here!
Sensible family member: Great... I'm going to celebrate Slump Day by applying for jobs overseas so I can put as much distance between me and the spectacle that our country has become.
Sensible family member: Great... I'm going to celebrate Slump Day by applying for jobs overseas so I can put as much distance between me and the spectacle that our country has become.
by Good_God_what_have_we_done January 18, 2017
Get the Slump Day mug.When you pretend like you are sick all day but then someone asks you to go out at night and all of a sudden you're all better.
Day: Honey, I'm so sick. You take care of the kids.
Night: I'm feeling a little better. Joe asked me to go to the bar. See you later.
Wife: I thought you were sick
Husband: I was just day sick.
Night: I'm feeling a little better. Joe asked me to go to the bar. See you later.
Wife: I thought you were sick
Husband: I was just day sick.
by mcoop21 February 6, 2017
Get the day sick mug.the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.
by baily2 November 1, 2012
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