sex dick

when you wake up the morning after having sex and realize your dick still smells like coochie.

jake: "yo chris come over and we can make some pan cocks."
chris: "dude i will once i get rid of my sex dick, i went ham all night and passed out mah dude."
jake:' know how it is hommie take a shower."

by the truth14 January 16, 2011

suck dick

Give head

Joyce a lil how all she do is suck dick

by AC August 19, 2003

Dick Vitale

when a guy and a girl and having drunk sex and the guy takes his dick and puts it in the girl's ass even though she's unwilling. the guy proceeds to yell, "THAT'S AWESOME BABY!".

guy 1: hey bro i saw you leave jim's party with ashley last night. where'd you guys go?

guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile

guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?

guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her

guy 1: your sick mother f---er

guy 2: i know

by B B B B-Unit February 6, 2008

Dick-up

1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.

2. To use your penis as a tool

1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"

2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"

by titsmcgeefuckme June 10, 2008

dick tucker

When one person is being or acting like a pussy. To the point that you can't call them a pussy anymore. So they tuck there dick under and act like they are Bufflo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs.

Jason: "Dude what is wrong with Mikey?"
Ty: "Who fuckin knows. He has been a dick tucker all day"

Ty: "Have you seen Trey today?"
Jason: "Nope! Mother fucker has been a dick tucker all week."

by TheWhiteTyrone June 20, 2011

Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008

dick jewelry

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.

John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry

by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006