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December 21

The day that black people supposedly awaken to their "Real DNA" and allows them to unlock superpowers caused by the alignment of Jupiter and Saturn.
Black Person 1: Which superpower is you gonna December 21?
Black Person 2: Welfare checks
by Shreknigga December 21, 2020
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December 25

a day where a creepy 90 year old man breaks into your home and becomes you and your siblings sugar daddy on this particular day every year. P.S he watches you while you sleep and gives you light kisses
Omg isn’t December 25 national hamster dedication day?? No you idiot, it’s my sugar daddy’s return after 364 days
by Tvd girl December 21, 2020
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December 9th

A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.
Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)
by Shawtywiththefatty December 22, 2020
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December 9th

A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.
Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)
by Shawtywiththefatty December 22, 2020
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December 22nd

Have sex with you crush on December 22nd
by BBBord.lol December 22, 2020
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December 22

National ask your friend out day!
Dude 1: Hey wanna go on a date?

Dude 2: I thought you were straight, and so am I

Dude 1: It’s December 22nd calm down!!
by thatoneawkwardpansexual December 22, 2020
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December 24

today is sacrifice a discord friend day. you will grab a discord friend and sacrifice him
yo uneasy it's december 24 come in this group chat.
by Saddam assad December 22, 2020
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