cock smosh

The act of smothering a persons face with your sweaty scrotum. Usually in a position replicating that of a 69 however the person on top effectively just sit on the targets face. Very unpleasant.

Keep acting like that and your goin the right way for a cock smosh.

by Jimmy24 May 2, 2008

cock throat

This occurs when the throat clenches while singing, and the sound that comes out is garbled and muffled, as if the person were screaming while deep throating.

"Even James gets cock throat sometimes."
"No way man, James is too skilled to get cock throat."

by Mooglies January 27, 2009

cock-guard

verb. To act possessively towards a female, esp. an ex or a female friend.

"You're way too good to be dating that schlub."
"Dude, quit cock-guarding me."

by ~chica May 13, 2008

cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016

Cock Flip

When the penis is not fully erect and your partner which is usually a female, decides to tease it by slapping it around.

Greg: Margret! Get over here and cock flip me!
Margret: Shut the hell up Greg, you can always depend on me to erect your penis you old frog!

by JOEYJM10 March 30, 2015

cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.

"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."

by jabbawoky May 24, 2009

Cock Blocking

V. The act of stopping a guy from getting in a girls pants. (2) A dick move used by only the lowest of guys, and these guys should never be a "wingman" at parties or clubs.

Example 1. Jack and Jill went to the party to do the hanky panky, but little Franky is Cock Blocking Jack, and now jack will be in jail cuz he's about to murder Fanky.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.

by That DuDe May 26, 2015