by D_almighty December 31, 2020
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Get the simp kicks mug.A fail troll insult used by console fanboys to shame gamers who play on multiple gaming consoles and possibly PC.
The multi-platform simps got cucked by the great Phil Spencer because there was no mention of Halo or Xbox Game Pass going to Nintendo Switch.
by Harambe25 April 4, 2022
Get the Multi-Platform Simp mug.When an attractive person exploits their looks in exchange for attention from others in the attempt to boost their ego.
by mr_sun_shine October 18, 2021
Get the Simp Fuel mug.One who savagely slams one others significant other with their ram rod horse sausage all night long.
"Yea I'm a simp, a simply slammin your girl with my horse meat ding dong. And that's on God babygirl."
by R4NG3R2800 November 4, 2021
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DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
by Long Schlong Silver's March 25, 2021
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