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rescue piss

A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
by makahahawaii August 31, 2023
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Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
by android-app August 31, 2023
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Well Piss

Depending on the tone of voice, Well Piss can mean... Look who it is, why is this person here or surprised at a comment someone said
"Well Piss! look who just walked through the fucken door! It is Mr. President himself "

" Well Piss, you didn't have to fucken INSULT ME"

"Well Piss, it's that soup sandwich"
by endlessdread August 31, 2023
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Mr Piss

chinese cat on street cat feeders
other names: Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh
Person: I love Mr piss!
Person2: Mr Fresh is better!
by 22222222SSA July 14, 2024
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Lil piss boy

If someone calls you a “lil piss boy” it means not only are you a lil BITCH but also a person who gets zero play and is most likely extremely self absorbed.
Kenny: “Drake you a lil piss boy!!” (you’re a lil bitch

Dr4ke: “ nuh uh “
by GoofBallGoober August 11, 2024
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lil piss boy

If someone calls you a “lil piss boy” it means not only are you a lil bitch, but also are a person who gets zero play and is most likely extremely self absorbed.
Kenny: “Drakey, you a lil piss boy
Drakey: “nuh uh
by GoofBallGoober August 11, 2024
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insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
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