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Piss Faint

when you taking a piss while standing up, specifically right after getting out of bed and you suddenly fall backwards into the tub because your blood pressure went to -100
john:"i piss fainted, and i think i hit my head!"
by Jews-Suck67420 November 17, 2025
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pissed-posting

pissed posting - the act of posting on social media whilst intoxicated and making an ass of yourself; posting on social media whilst out on the piss
Shaun is pissed-posting again after fifteen shots down at his local.
by BaconDink168 November 22, 2025
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Piss and blue

Another name for Michigan Wolverines, play on the maize and blue.
Today’s the day, The Game Ohio State versus the piss and blue

F the piss and blue
by Michigan’s Daddy November 29, 2025
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Piss-Jaw

(noun)
When you’re holding in pee for way too long and suddenly get that random tingling, zapping, or sharp nervous-system “lightning bolt” feeling that shoots through your jaw. Usually followed by panic, leg-wiggling, and speed-walking to the nearest bathroom.
“Bro, I was stuck in traffic for 40 minutes and the piss-jaw hit me so bad I thought my teeth were gonna vibrate out.”
by MAFIO BILL & WIZARD INC. December 5, 2025
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Piss Filter

An annoying well-known yellowish discoloring of any AI-generated image created by ChatGPT.
Yo bro, that image you posted was generated by ChatGPT!
How could you tell?
**PISS FILTER!**
by Xemdation December 7, 2025
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Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.
Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car
by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025
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Roman’s Piss

When you went into the bathroom for some other arbitrary reason and decide to piss since you’re already in there.
When in Rome, piss as the Roman’s Piss” - Confucius
by roanotherwan December 13, 2025
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