Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 March 16, 2011

Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023

Obur Moment

When you discover or experience something mind blowing.

I had an Obur Moment yesterday!

by Holgi92 March 09, 2019

Perkins Moment

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.

Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.

by ThatChick? July 15, 2011

liz moment

getting help in math class from a very handsome man that goes by the name of "AJ"

"AJ just helped you with that quiz"
"Thats a liz moment"

by godgamer1234 May 17, 2021

Stephanie moment

A Stephanie moment is when someone makes a mistake so outrageously dumb only a girl named Stephanie could make.

-I told you! be ready at 12 to go to the mall

-ohhh.. i thought i was supposed to wake up at 12

-Now that's a Stephanie moment.

by BigAlvanos990 August 31, 2024

Minskhy Moment

When someone gives a take or opinion so ridiculously bad or wrong that it has to given its own classification

Did you hear the stupid thing he said earlier?
Yeah that was a total Minskhy Moment

by jonav May 13, 2022