Kissed them in

To add someone to a team of some kind.

Taylor: Barry said we needed more manpower for a bum rush, so I went to Chris and Vaughn and kissed them in.

by MalumLibrum958 May 30, 2022

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National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth

Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day

by Do-or-die January 9, 2024

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When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022

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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

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