chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton October 3, 2008

Chocolate fucknana

When someone rams a banana is you asshole after you took a massive dump

I'm gonna go take a shit, then you can give me a chocolate fucknana 😏

by Mebelebe February 13, 2017

Chocolate martini

When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus

Tammy my butthole is throbbing.

Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!

by G Kett April 7, 2023

chocolate ball cheerleader

A person who deliberately wipes back to front

I love going down on my man, especially after a stomach bug. He is a real chocolate ball cheerleader - adds that little extra!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

CHOCOLATE

different from “chocolate”
CHOCOLATE is from that spongebob episode that i know you watched
you can hear the word CHOCOLATE

me: “CHOCOLATE”
person: “sweet sweet chawcolate”

by bababooey hunchback lookin October 4, 2020

Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male starts by ejaculating and pooping into the females vagina. The female then queefs and squirts the ice cream like liquid onto the males face where he proceeds to eat it.

“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night, and she said she wanted to give me a chocolate ice cream tsunami!”

by Jack wang May 31, 2024

Chocolate

The tastiest, most delicious thing that was ever invented. Loved by 99 percent of the population and The answer to everything.

Q: What's up?
A: Chocolate

Q: Whatcha doing?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's an acute angle?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's the time?
A: Chocolate

Q: Where are the keys?
A: Chocolate

Q: Why do you keep saying chocolate?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's 5 + 6?
A: Chocolate

Q: What?
A: Chocolate

Q: How?
A: Chocolate

Q: When?
A: Chocolate

etc

by Jhdaedggbbkk January 5, 2022