BEANS

a holesome substace known for its randomness and memes.

ME AND THE BOYS AT 3AM LOOKIN FOR BEANS

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

mr bean

izzadean 2.0 and boldy

mr bean are u ok

by General Stones April 14, 2025

To-bean

To-bean is generally a BTEC chav snail. Often hanging around or in McDonald's pinging. To-bean also generally try to fling with the clapped of the clapped. However To-bean is not your normal pinger, They are quite like a BTEC hobbit on xans

To-bean has a smelly haircut

by Mearsy August 20, 2018

beans

means that everything is cool, chill, or good.

"hey, sorry about that man, super not beans of me"
"don't worry bro, it's all beans"

by gabagool.club January 18, 2020

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

jealous bean

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

by Gramonhadtobereal January 31, 2018

beaning

similar to nutting, except you are allot more bored (see Quaranbean)

A- "want to hang out"
B-"nah, ive got some serious beaning to do"

by Nerd_Rages April 1, 2020