when you in jail and your jail mate or daddy wants some loving to dad and your going to give it to him
by blackdragon15 September 24, 2014
Get the put your hand in my pocketmug. Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011
Get the horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear warmug. A juvenile expression used to admit that one likes a female; also can be used to grossly understate one's level of sexual attraction to someone.
Dave: That girl you've been seeing seems pretty cool, are you into her?
Paul: Yeah, you could say "I want to hold her hand"...
or
Larry: Didn't Charlize Theron look amazing in Prometheus?
Bill: Yeah dude, I'd hold her hand...
Paul: Yeah, you could say "I want to hold her hand"...
or
Larry: Didn't Charlize Theron look amazing in Prometheus?
Bill: Yeah dude, I'd hold her hand...
by GristleMcThorn February 19, 2014
Get the I want to hold her handmug. A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014
Get the A dick in the mouth is worth two in the handmug. You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.
C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.
C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
by Shuaman December 13, 2016
Get the a dick in the bush is worth two in the handmug. To be busy, to have no free hands. Originates from having cheeses on one's fingers from eating cheese poofs.
by Alex Proctor September 27, 2006
Get the I've got one hand in cheesemug. To insert a hand in someones asshole and thrusting in and out and maximum hand thrusting velocity yo make your woman orgasm at world record speed while singing Make You Mine by PUBLIC
Girl: " honey cheeky shortcakes please put your hand in mine "
Guy: " hell yeah im gonna mess up the sphincter muscles in your ass so hard"
Guy: " hell yeah im gonna mess up the sphincter muscles in your ass so hard"
by Jon bon the gon gon October 19, 2020
Get the Put your hand in minemug.