Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
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Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.
“Those shoes look lame!”

Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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Bell Kiss

When while taking a crap the turd breaks free and taps your ball bag on the way down.
While taking a huge crap, the turd gave me a bell kiss.
by Golf 3 July 15, 2020
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kiss my cuchie

a saying to tell your best friend much like the saying "suck my dick"
Madi: your such an idiot Maria
Maria: oh kiss my cuchie XD
by kissmycuchie June 25, 2020
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kiss me first

... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
Kiss me first before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
by The Notorious D.U.G. December 18, 2021
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kiddie kiss

When a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, and then promptly receives a kiss from them.
Bro, did you hear John let his girlfriend give him a kiddie kiss?
by Anonymous3304 July 30, 2021
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Ya sister kissed ya

When you want to imply that ones sister is incestuous with the act of a kiss hence "kissed ya"

(Extra point if the person you say that to is female that makes them gay abd incestuous)
Sharen: yo ur mum gay
Dave: ya sister kissed ya
Sharen:implodes into a thousand southern pieces
by @kevin.plz.stop March 28, 2018
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