Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

Clown Car Syndrome

Used to describe any situation or place that suffers a sudden influx of people for no explicable reason, like those piling into a clown car.

At 2:10, the lecture hall suffered a severe case of Clown Car Syndrome.

by Trotbot April 3, 2009

Perpetual Positivity Syndrome

A term coined by author Jeff Brown, PPS (Perpetual Positivity Syndrome) is one of the most common obstructions to awakening on the healing path. Defined as ‘the addictive need to default to positivity under any and all circumstances’, it prevents a maturation in the deep within because sufferers refuse to be present for all that is. Symptoms include a constant need to find the light in every situation, a tendency to forget or ‘rise above’ the negative aspects of their partners, an inability to fully support and hold the space for other’s suffering, and a turning away from the growth work demanded by life's challenges. Instead of forging a grounded, discerning positivity in the heart of all that is, they jump to the light, while averting the shadows that inform it. They reactively bliss-trip, when lessons are waiting in the wings to be learned. Those who suffer with PPS are often of the illusory view that they had perfect childhoods or that they have moved beyond the shadow, but they are sadly mistaken. If anything, their obsessive clinging to the ‘positive’ is rooted in their unresolved emotional material: pain and anger that will only come back to haunt them. At the end of the day (when the darkness settles in…), there can be no light without shadow. And no substitute for hard-earned transformation.

I eventually owned that I had Perpetual Positivity Syndrome, and I finally began to heal and grow.

by Yehudah July 1, 2017

lazy lip syndrome

1. a genetic disorder in which a womans lady parts are so cavernous you could go splunking in them.

2. sloppy vagine aka the puffer.

3. the loose goose; the BIG C; moms everywhere.

Octo-mom's got a severe case of The Lazy Lip Syndrome.

I almost lost my watch today...fucking Lazy Lip Syndrome.

Barbie keeps telling me I have The Gerk, but that skank's got The Lazy Lip Syndrome bad. Anatomically correct my ass!

He wouldn't know a Lazy Lip Syndrome if it slapped him across the face.

by Mode, Burl, Junk, RamZ July 18, 2010

Ford derangement syndrome

The denial that President Gerald Ford invented the automobile.

Commies typically suffer from Ford derangement syndrome due to their hate for America, freedom, capitalism and poor education. They share similar qualities to Ben Franklin deniers.

by America, F yeah!!! April 26, 2022

baby boy syndrome

A grown man that’s still attached to his mother’s nipple. Usually totally dependent on his mom. This adult male lives at home and / or is unable to make decisions without his mother’s approval.

I need a real man, not someone with baby boy syndrome!

by ChamberGirl February 6, 2018

dead fish syndrome

When you’re tryna get it in with your girl but she’s just laying there like rigor mortis has set in. Not a single movement or sound escapes her body. Usually followed by “I swear it was good babe” when it in fact, was not good babe

“I was ‘Netflix and chilling’ with Becky last weekend and that bitch had dead fish syndrome.”

by Asdfghhh April 23, 2018