chew on my nads

Alternative to suck my dick

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!

by hunglox September 4, 2011

my sister ext

A video of a woman with an ultra-realistic face mask on, most likely to test out how it looks on her. This video is considered eerie and uncanny by most people, but only because of the realism of the mask she wears. It is nothing outright terrifying (No gore, no disfiguration, etc.)

Hey, I just watched my sister ext. Isn’t the mask she wears pretty interesting?
My sister ext is honestly pretty scary, even though it’s just a video of a woman wearing a realistic mask.

by Wafou! May 31, 2022

boppin my flopper

the act of self sexual stimulation. generally referring to male self sexual gratification.

“I better get to boppin my flopper before my parents get home”

by RyansInSpace October 30, 2021

drain my pipe

To urinate.

I'm gonna go into the bathroom to drain my pipe.

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004

Mop My Tile

Licking a girls pussy that is shaved. Similar to munching carpet, however the "carpet" is removed!

Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!

Guy: Hey baby can I munch your carpet?
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE

by Nisa & Amy January 30, 2008

quantum my solace

To have mad, crazy animal sex. Also see spotted owl

Jessica: would you like to see Quantum of Solace?
Robert: I think you should quantum my solace!!

by Bullinator December 29, 2008

b my v

Shortened form of 'bang my vagina'. The female version of s my d, or suck my dick.

Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!

Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.

Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?

by HardandReady November 7, 2010