Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...
Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
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god pass

“Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”
by Liskrocks August 05, 2018
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God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.
Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."
by Keinem November 14, 2021
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God of cuban

The unholy supporter of Cuban labor and or extreme addict to Cuban Cigars.
Yo! My mans killed that fool! He’s the god of cuban bruh!
by Krackalackin619 September 01, 2019
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black god

A fictional character from the dream my world series created my shodows world.

It could also be an awesome person who just dose there own thing regardless of consiquense
That G a black god He don't even worry about nothing
by black jasper March 29, 2021
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Black God

Black God is a dark version of Grey God, that swears, doesn't care about opinion, thinks that Twitter is cringe and of course hates Grey God. He was sealed away for a long time, but with Emox's help (the dark version of Em0x) he finally escaped.
Random Guy: Hey Grey God, where Black God
Grey: Never say his name again.
by Grey God January 30, 2022
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God of Hammers

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021
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