Swiss Cheese Story

A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated

Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .

by Catmailer January 21, 2018

Jumbo jack no cheese

When someone can fit your penis, and balls into their mouth while at the same time sticking their tongue into your ass

Bro, that girl from last night gave me a jumbo jack no cheese. I think I'm in love

by Leej07 February 8, 2018

Somersaulting Cheese Factory

A Somersaulting Cheese Factory is the slang term for a turn in a game, usually a card game gone/going out of control, or going on for a extended period of time.

Noun
A person who is known for performing ludicrous and extended turns in strategy and luck games.

“Hey dude have you seen Mike? The mans a Somersaulting Cheese Factory!”

by Alias John Parry October 4, 2021

Four Cheese-a-Roni

Is a sports inspired custom pizza made with four-types of cheese and topped with pepperoni.

That "Four Cheese-a-Roni" is the best pizza in the city!

by Dunkadelic Era August 30, 2021

Cream cheese Omelet

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.

by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012

You took the cheese

This refers to a philosophy or a product that 'sucked' you into blind worship of it or the principle of it. Not necessarily evil or manipulative, but nonetheless 'over captivating' to the point of losing objectivity and common sense.

"You took the cheese" when you bought that iPad. This is a good example: Apple (Computer) products continue to profit on a terrible worker and human rights record in China. The products are ridiculously expensive and over-licensed and restrictive. Another example is the EULA which is the most menacing on creative authoring.

by Tomminator February 20, 2012

Gabe Jim Cheese

A man who explores his homosexuality along with his love for metaphorical cheese. Consumes copious amounts of alcohol and has an unruly temper. Does not truly have a home but can be considered as a wondering fellow. Often times has terrible ideas. A typical name for one who has cankles. Normally terrible at video games, often coming in last place on racing games. Often stutters a lot. One who sucks on cheese, metaphorically that is.

I have a meeting later with my teacher, Dr. Gabe Jim, master of the cheese.

That guy is such a Gabe Jim Cheese. It's no wonder no one likes him.

by FriendsofTheCheese October 30, 2011