@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?
@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes
@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes
by BourgeoisballZie August 27, 2018

Family huddle:
"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"
"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"
by Mary Sunshineshine August 31, 2023

by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.
Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
by Old cake May 13, 2013

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023

by STL Gal April 7, 2021
