An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.
"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."
by Zed Numar July 21, 2021

When you Cum under a girls nose then punch her in the nose when the Cum and blood mixes it makes a strawburry cheese cake
by Maximise November 24, 2016

by RJake4d August 29, 2019

by bigdbigdslayer June 16, 2017

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

by somebodyelsebutforrealnow May 10, 2020
