Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 5, 2021

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

Cake-daddy

A man who got that cake, a nice round ass.

Look at the ass on that cake-daddy over there. Mmmm, make you wanna slap your brother!

by Diane B. March 18, 2022

frosted cake

When the penetrator ejaculates on his/partners bum and then spreads it all over like frosting.

Let's make a frosted cake

by Frostyyyy February 6, 2018

Wonky fruit cake

An ugly gay person

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"

by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024

Pan caking

Pan caking is a sexual act that goes as follows.

One person starts out by laying flat on the ground with a second person standing above them the person standing above them begins to jerk off and when reaches the point of ejaculation lets it go all over the person lying on the ground then another person lays atop of the original person lying on the ground and then the person standing repeats the process, the more people you have the more can stack on top eachother like pancakes

"Dude i was at an orgy last night and we started pan caking, you should try it with us sometime."

by Tacodawg21 September 28, 2025

Karma Cake

1. The universal causal law by which good or bad actions will be revisited upon you.

2. You ingest what you put out into the world. Good or bad.

3. Cake ingested by the soul based on the actions take in life.

Marie's wishes well to those who take the time to help others. To those being dicks...she wishes they choke on karma cake.

by DarthJulio November 24, 2021