Hot chocolate

Hot coffee referring to sex hot chocolate is the much more tame version known as anal (common slang in Mormon communities)

Hey Jonah I had some wild hot chocolate with this girl at byu last night.

by Meep the man October 8, 2025

Chocolate Frank

A penis that has been covered in feces after having anal sex.

Person one: Did you here that I got poop dick after being with Sarah.
Person Two: You mean a chocolate frank?

by Theinventor June 4, 2015

chocolate covered bacon

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.

Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.

by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse February 1, 2016

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.

I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.

by jims gooning August 1, 2025

Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)

Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!

by Boah4 September 21, 2022

chocolate rustler

a chocolate rustler is a rustler ribsteake(micro waveable burger)with a kitkat (chocolate bar)on it so the rustler has melted chocolate all over it and it tasetes freakin ossim (alternative to awesome)inveted by SUPER SPRIGGS<- my gamer tag

WARNING: continued consumpsion of the chocolate rustler may cause masive fucking heart attack

by martydom noob February 14, 2009