Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020

Inuit kiss

Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.

“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”

by Weaselworth November 11, 2022

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

Birthday kisses

On someone’s birthday u gotta give them kisses depending on there age

Hey look they haven’t gotten birthday kisses
That means they gotta get kisses on their birthday

by joshhutcherson December 5, 2023

National Kiss Lee Day

On the 9th of February

If you see or meet anyone with the name Lee - Kiss
Anywhere on his body

It’s national kiss lee day, come here lee

by National days February 9, 2018

Bollywood Kiss

Performing a 'french kiss' on someone's anus right after the person defecated. The feces on the kisser lips' resemble the texture and color of indian curry.

I like to french kiss girls, but i love to bollywood kiss my homies.

by El Chivo San January 25, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025