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Urban Dictionary

You thought you were so clever typing this up.
Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.
"I decided that out of my own precious time, to use the HILARIOUS Urban Dictionary as opposed to a normal one cause I'm a bit dim."
by EarthPerson May 18, 2017
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Urban Dictionary users

People that think they’re too good for Reddit.
“lol Reddit is so bad”
“shut up, go back to your friends, the Urban Dictionary users”

urban dictionary user: a person that thinks they’re too good for Reddit. That concludes my TED talk.
by ‎ Carl September 3, 2022
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urban dictionary

welcome to the urban dictionary. a place where every definition is a joke about dirty minded people :)
urban dictionary is a dictionary for more strange dictionary upon dictionary
by CL-1201 September 23, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

I let y son go on Urban Dictionary. He was so intrigued by everything that was on it
by Niggerqueef March 9, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A community-influenced website used to inform people of modern lingo and pop culture references; the modern-day equivalent of the Bible.
Dad: Son, what does "based" mean? Some pale lady with blue hair and a smartphone called me that at the store today.
Son: Have you tried looking it up on Urban Dictionary, the online dictionary authored by users to educate humanity on present topics?
Dad: Wow! There it is! Thanks, Urban Dictionary!
He turns to the camera with an enthusiastic grin and a thumbs-up.
by Scooter, the Creator May 8, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

The fucking site you're on.
Girl 1: Hazza! I hate spoons! Waz Happenin!?
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
by TheOnlyHater January 6, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Used to explain what L I F E is.
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