fresh water mariner

An individual with a substantial amount of book knowledge but little to no experience in practical application of that knowledge.

This fresh water mariner may act like he can ride a dirt track, but it's obvious from seeing his lap times he's just watched a lot of YouTube videos.

by Fred Honcho February 29, 2016

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 8, 2009

Redneck water balloon

A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.

Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.

by EMJE1234 April 2, 2021

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

water toe

Water toes are when someone has a toe fetish and the toes were licked and are watery after

OOF he gave me such a yummy water toe I’m gonna cry

by Yummyhotcakes March 21, 2018

smell of water

When water smells dirty.

There is a smell of water in the kitchen.

There is a smell of water in the sitting room.
There is a smell of water in the bathroom.
There is a smell of water in my nose.

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

American Water Torture

Shitting into a bucket with water and a hole in it. Then proceeding to strip down your partner and put the bucket over there mouth until there mouth is full.

Dude I just American Water Tortured my girlfriend.

by BIg daddy 49 March 1, 2021