simp

a batty man sucking off a bitch named enzyness

enzyness simps over to tam like a hoe

by raatid fish fingers August 15, 2021

simp

do anything or say anything to please a girl this word is for the boys but girls can be simps to but mostly known as boys because boys are thirsty but not all of them hey girls are rlly thirsty and imma girl i got u guys

taylor swift:i will love you forever and ever john cena:oml you are like a star in the sky you make me so happy taylor swift: you are such a FUCKING SIMP

by add my snap @elizabethalred July 19, 2020

Simp

When you do more for a girlfriend than your parents.

Christian forgot to call his dad, because he was hanging out with his girlfriend Ainsley. What a simp!

by Hunterman December 29, 2021

Simp

Teo danjou

Teo danjou is the biggest simp

by Papi holden August 28, 2020

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Doting SIMP

Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.

Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.

by Morgan. August 7, 2021

simp

jase fool

“wow camo, look at jason going negative... again. what a simp.”

by fantaztec July 28, 2020