goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto 

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals

The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto

goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto by Brents2 August 30, 2007

Mall Emo 

Think's they're super hardcore and emo for listening to Evanescence and Linkin Park. They wander around the mall most of the time looking depressed and hanging around Hot Topic or Spencer.

They often wear:

1.) Plaid with pink, black, red, etc.
2.) Hot Topic skirts over jeans covered in patches
3.) Vans or Converse
4.) Messy hair, usually dull, unwashed brown, with cheap green highlights, or some other weird color.
5.) Chains and dirty old wristbands.
6.) Ripped HIM concert tees.
7.) chipped black nailpolish
8.) TONS of black eyeshadow and too much eyeliner.

Kayla the Mall Emo is such a poser.

Mall Emo by Alcoholic Politics December 15, 2008

Tickle Me Emo

Like Tickle-Me-Elmo, but fur is all black, matted and oily. And when you tickle it, it doesn't do anything.

I dyed my Elmo black and took out the batteries. Now it's a Tickle Me Emo!

Tickle Me Emo by Aquatic November 30, 2009

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself 

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself by phillll July 26, 2008

anti-emo

(antie-emow)
Anybody who is against emos, ie jocks, meatalheads, anybody who is not an emo.

Emo: *tears* My girlfriend dumped me, and i'm really hurt.
Human: When did she dump you?
Emo: Three years ago, she dumped me for crying for six months straight when they ran out of my favorite soy beverage at the store.
Human: Get over it, I hate you and all your whiny emo friends so much, I am now anti-emo.

anti-emo by Melizzie March 27, 2008

happy emo 

emo, but not in a dark way

sassy is like a happy emo.

happy emo by LL November 17, 2004

Silly emo kid

Silly Emo Kid (Noun)

A silly emo kid is a young lad or lass who didn't get hugged enough/got hugged too much growing up. They can not deal with the pressures of suburban upper middle class raising, and have obviously been disenfranchised at every turn by society as a whole.

They rebel against this discrimination by smoking any (semi)solid substance they can find, and hanging out in large, sad groups. They listen to each other sing, blog about their hidden loves, and cry loudly in bathrooms.

They are the future of America. Oh joy.

Tom: Lookie, it's that silly emo kid Suzie with emo boy Markus. Hey Markus! Cheer up, emo kid!

Markus - Aw... I'm so sad and lonely.

Silly emo kid by Steve in July 16, 2008