A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.
"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."
by DirtyMike90 October 2, 2022
Get the Dirty Nathanmug. Well dirty heiress is my cousin, eww why you think like this you ho... dont search for my bby like this again;)
Jk dirty heiress is always on top, also usually has red hairs....
Jk dirty heiress is always on top, also usually has red hairs....
by Cute_toes666 May 22, 2020
Get the Dirty heiressmug. The act of performing a rectal examination by tickling one balls with his moustache while connected to a Captain Morgan I.V
Frank: Hey Justin, After this night out, we're gonna have to try a Dirty Simmo!
Justin : Sounds good babe!
Justin : Sounds good babe!
by Em-Banga June 18, 2022
Get the Dirty Simmomug. LSD that makes you feel like you have a literal hole in your chest. LSD that makes you so lucid you start imagining yourself in 2 dimensions at once.
Dude took some dirty cupid and fell into a coma.
Bryce said I took some dirty cupid and started shaking violently for like 6 hours straight.
Bryce said I took some dirty cupid and started shaking violently for like 6 hours straight.
by lilniggagotsomebeef September 10, 2019
Get the Dirty Cupidmug. A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Dirty Sandimug. by I’m_not_gay. May 13, 2021
Get the Dirty Castermug. Fuck Mac and his girlfriend, they're a couple of dirty breeders.
Why don't you and your pussy loving mates go play with your girly tits, you dirty breeders.
Why don't you and your pussy loving mates go play with your girly tits, you dirty breeders.
by HungryEastBay January 15, 2017
Get the Dirty Breedermug.