keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)

As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!

by Caged Birdy November 17, 2015

Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022

Bro grave

It’s a Hartford slang, same thing as on my momma and on the bros.

It’s a Hartford slang, same thing as on my momma and on the bros.

“Bro grave he done for”
“Her head was so trash bro..”
“Bro grave ?”

by A can of coke November 15, 2023

Bro- tanglement

That moment went when friends simultaneously text each other or simultaneously think of each other or simultaneously think of one another and text each other.
Derived from the theory of Quantum Entanglement.

"Bro we texted each other at the same time!" "Yeah, that's some crazy Bro- tanglement!"

by littlelamb1996 July 4, 2017

Gigatron bro

The male of all males. When people murmur this word, testosterone immediately envelopes all those around the gigatron bro. Some may call him THE bro of bros, others may call him the alpha male at the top of the food chain, and others may call him…Jonas.

Wow, did you see that guys pecs? He’s such a gigatron bro.

by Jdogg212 March 1, 2024

Bros

A terrible blood sucking group that shuns nonmembers. They ruin friendships and entire lives.

The bros ruined my life, this is my story.

by toffeenerd September 28, 2017

Geer bro

A geer bro is someone who would be described as : hypocritical, special needs, violent (spitting), thinks there sigma but can sometimes maintain a good amount of general knowledge. Usually spotted staring at pigeons.

Your such a geer bro never listen to my points even though I’m right.

by Hdzhu isjzbsvs bd May 27, 2024