productive fish

A person who strives to be more productive, educated, mindful, and happy.

You are such a productive fish. How do you manage everything?

by Productive Fish April 29, 2021

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

gummy fish

A fish that eats gummy bears. They often swim into your face repeatedly if you are scuba diving

"Hey dude why is your face pink?"
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass

by Silly grass November 15, 2014

bawty fish

An absolute bitchboy, fishman who don’t get gyal

This nigga can’t ball he a bawty fish

by Nicobennet December 12, 2022

Rumble Fishing

Butt Sex. Just butt sex.

I’m looking for a strapping young lad who’s into rumble fishing

by The rumble fisher March 2, 2019