motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

Speed Shit

When u take a shit in less than a minute

Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit

by ThatOneGuy528 October 30, 2019

Fucking shit

Residue left on the penis of a man after ramroding your lover in their gaping asshole..

After plowing his boyfriend Lances shitty gay asshole, Bruce pulled out his cock to find it was covered in fucking shit.

by Queefsniffer69 March 23, 2023

angel shit

The white styrofoam "peanuts" or "macaroni" that are packed around fragile objects during shipping. Invariably winds up all over the place and must be picked up weightless bit by weightless bit. From the color, shape and gossamer weight, a material that might be shit by angels.

Hey, Billy-Bob, get those worthless assholes on the loading dock to clean up all this angel shit before it buries the whole fucking shipping department.

by Winston Smith March 19, 2005

Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.

Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.

by Frick March 20, 2005

Shit Stomp

The act of stomping the shit out of someone.

You just got shit stomped, motherfucker!

by Darryl C. February 9, 2004

shit breath

When a person's breath smells like it is coming off a turd from their ass.

I think Kaito had shit for lunch. His shit breath is worse than my dog and he licks his own ass.

Walsh you have some serious shit breath. Your breath is kickin like Bruce Lee.

by OWL69 November 25, 2011