Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021

birdman

the pretzel man, capable of holding steeze , local newschoolers hero

see tom wallisch

Birdman was riding through park city, and turned the park into an auntie annies.

by BP Lan July 5, 2007

birdlady

1. When your hair is sticking up in the back like old bird ladies with wild,poofy hair.

2. A cowlick

"Dude, you have a major birdlady today."

by Birdlady April 24, 2006

birdnest

the hairstyle worn in the northern and southern parts of athens greece
the hair is in the syle of a birdnest
it is big, and birds nest in it, other things get lost
people in specific areas of athens believe its cool to make their hair huge and ugly.
its not

"oh my fucking god, look at her birdnest"
"re maria, eimai etoimi? my hair is so huge, it looks great right? i mean...im ready to go out right?"

by personingreece December 13, 2008

Birding

noun: Slang term for partaking in a bird killing party where one drinks cans or bottles of beer.

also see: killing birds or killing a hawk

Anyone else want to go birding today?

by Mclean 3 north May 3, 2011

what are the birds doing

The slang used to desribe what is left on a bare chest after a man has ejaculated his man juice on to it.

I gave this girl a wicked pearl necklace last night with my hot steamy load.

by Xopher October 30, 2003

FEED THE BIRDS

Nathan Fillion, a brilliant actor, coined this famously popular original phrase. "Feed the birds" is used as a way to congratulate, or give props to someone. Here is its meaning as he describes it on his Twitter page:

"This is the new High Five. It is called: FEED THE BIRDS."

Nathan Fillion, the extraordinarily talented, hot, handsome star of "Firefly", "Serenity", and "Castle", just to mention a few of the fine roles of this Emmy-winning performer, also says "Feed the birds" in his show "Castle".

Its short form is FTB

Here are some of Nathan Fillion's quotes as examples:

Example #1:

Nathan Fillion: Just did a Feed the Birds in episode three of Castle. Also, tried to squeeze in obscure Firefly reference. Bam, said the lady.

Example #2:

Nathan Fillion: "First, an Emmy, dinner with friends, wrap it up with @thedanband. Let's call it a perfect evening. Feed the birds."

Example #3:

Nathan Fillion: "Interesting. Guest star was supposed to call me Castle, but instead called me Captain. Feed the birds."

Example #4:

Nathan Fillion: "I saw so many of you have donated to the Children's Hospital Triathlon... I'm thrilled. And touched. Thanks. Really, really thanks... you. Feed the birds, all of you. Extra feed. Extra birds."

Example #5:

Query: When you say "Feed the birds", are you the feeder or the fed?

Nathan Fillion: "The person getting props gets fed."

by Kcat10 July 16, 2010