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fat-bottomed girl

A type of blunt noted for its wide, stunted appearance and densely packed smoking material (usually marijuana).

Word officially coined 05-09-2008 when one young minister attempted to put words to his blunt-rolling frustrations. Each time he would roll a blunt, he would grind a certain amount of Weed and then the tobacco leaf would tear in the final stages of rolling. In this situation, the young reverend found that his blunt was too thin to hold all the Weed he had ground, and still maintain the dimensions of a typical blunt. Throwing caution to the wind, the young clergyman packed the remaining Weed into the thin half blunt, causing it to bulge with being packed. The young minister decided that he liked this new type of blunt mistakes had led him to roll, and he sought to name it. He looked to a shrine of Freddie Mercury he has in his room, and decided to name the new blunt after the Queen song "Fat-Bottomed Girls."
"I got upset that I ripped my blunt right when I was finishing it up, but then I realized that I could pack the Weed into the remaining bottom half, and smoke a fat-bottomed girl."

"Wow, that's one thick fat-bottomed girl."
by OperaGhost May 10, 2008
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Fat Asian Guy

Fat Asian Guy - F.A.G. - Also known as FAD (F.A.D. - Fat Asian Dude), used frequently in asian music videos, depicting a man in his early 20's leading a useless life, becoming a burden to people, or getting dumped.
The expression can be used to describe such people, even if said people is not of Asian birth!

*Discriminatory not intended*
Sometimes I could use a Fat Asian Guy, like when you have to get away from somewhere you can block the way with them! At least that way they could be useful for once!
by Worfeed September 26, 2010
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Fat Tire Homo

Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.

Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.
Greg is such a fat tire homo. Did you see what that fat tire homo Greg brought to the party?
by FTH GREG June 8, 2010
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bessy the fat cow

is very gay and homophobic ❤️
oh ew your name is bessy the fat cow??? how thicc
by sandy christian best mom June 22, 2022
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Fat finger delay

To cause delay by not typing something correctly.
The router configuration took an extra hour to finish because of a fat finger delay.
by Jamesman December 24, 2008
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big fat cunt

xd
by Ungespielt September 23, 2017
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fat-man burn

The burn on ones stomach, caused by grease or oil splashing while cooking naked or shirtless.
Eric - "That butter flew right out the pan, gave me a fat-man burn all over my belly."

Frank - "You lard-ass."
by pbr(pabstbattlerifle) February 5, 2009
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