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Urban dictionary thing

AN urban dictionary thing is a joke or example said on urban dictionary for the joke, take nothing here literally
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new urban mechanics

A team of trouble-makers within municipal government.
by nakedpilgrim February 13, 2018
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urban dictionary zombie

When you spend 420 hours on urban dictionary and can only speak in definitions
Guy 1: woah look at guy 2
Guy 2: aaaaaa March 12th the most beautiful aaaaaa potetic person aaaa was born aaaaaa
Guy 3: yup he's definitely turned into a urban dictionary zombie
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Urban K Beach

1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.

2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.

3. A meter for moral decadence.
Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs

Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?

Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF

Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!

Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?

Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!

Jerry: Thx m8
by josequintino June 23, 2017
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new urban mechanics

A strange, ragtag league of government employees infiltrating bureaucracy at the highest levels for the greater good. Since 2010.
What the hell are those pesky new urban mechanics up to? Oh, I see. Cool.
by nakedpilgrim May 4, 2018
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