Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

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by Elk e summer September 20, 2011
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kiss me first

... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
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by The Notorious D.U.G. December 18, 2021
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kiddie kiss

When a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, and then promptly receives a kiss from them.
Bro, did you hear John let his girlfriend give him a kiddie kiss?
by Anonymous3304 July 30, 2021
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Ya sister kissed ya

When you want to imply that ones sister is incestuous with the act of a kiss hence "kissed ya"

(Extra point if the person you say that to is female that makes them gay abd incestuous)
Sharen: yo ur mum gay
Dave: ya sister kissed ya
Sharen:implodes into a thousand southern pieces
by @kevin.plz.stop March 28, 2018
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chameleon kiss

Touching your tounge with someone elses
"Come Here, let me give you a chameleon kiss"

"That chameleon kiss just hits different"
by Ikillwordle March 13, 2023
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Hey it’s NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM.
by Diego bafa November 17, 2023
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