<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Hayek Aresesisa Cuban-Mexican-Likarian<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Hayek Aresesisa Cuban-Mexican-Likarian<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Hayek Aresesisa Cuban-Mexican-Likarian<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Mexicans

The people you call on to mow your lawn, clean your house, and also rob you at the same time. Noone is better at scaling 12ft walls as well. A true asset to any community by how they leave garbage everywhere for us to clean giving us normal folk something to do on weekends. Often seen in home depot parking lots drinking one beer between 4 people is a real treat to watch as well. Rumor has it if they work a actual 9 - 5 job that pays taxes....They die! So thats about their only real set back

Why did the school girl sleep with a group of mexicans?

Her teacher told her to do an essay

by Said She Was 18 March 30, 2022

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025

Mexican Photoshop

When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).

Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.

by rmrf December 13, 2016

Mexican Crunchwrap Supreme

When one shoves a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme into their ass, then their partner attempts to eat the Crunchwrap as it is pushed out. the partner does not stop after the crunchwrap comes out and washes it down with the log in which was pushing the crunchwrap out in the first place

person 1; yo i heard you and nicole do freaky ahh shit.

person 2; I mean yeah obviously, we did the Mexican Crunchwrap Supreme last night bro.

by Its coming January 9, 2024

Mexican Mayflower

Typically an 80's-90's era Toyota pickup driven by a Hispanic male, piled high with random appliances, towing another similar era Toyota pickup also piled with seemingly random appliances, bicycles, and other items. "IN TOW" is spelled out on the tailgate in duct tape.

These travel in caravans of 3, at a slow speed of 55 mph, usually headed from California to El Paso on I-10, before crossing into Mexico; hence the similarity to the Mayflower voyage.

"Break-1-9, we've got a Mexican Mayflower heading South just past Sacaton."

by Arizona Trucker June 14, 2022

Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023