Red River Rivalry

When a man has a threesome with two menstruating women who are vying for his love and affection.

There's a real Red River Rivalry going on between Tom, Sue, and Sally.

by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009

Red Nazi Fez

Semi self explanatory. An article head ware used not to show anti semitism but to show a vanglorious lack of give a fuck about political correctness.

Dude, he bust out his Red Nazi Fez and plowed straight into Facebook jail.

by pappybug August 6, 2018

red beans and rice

phat, curvy or maybe just obese

Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

by Fledermouse December 14, 2012

Red Lobster Effect

A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.

"That sure looks good!"

"Yeah why don't we go there?"

"Aww, it's at Denny's."

"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.

by TZer0 June 23, 2013

red hot raftis

The act of shitting in someone else's ass.

Jo and Ronny had to go poop at the same exact time, so Jo got on his hands and knees with his butt in the air. Ronny then shit in Jo's asshole. "hey Ron thanks for the Red Hot Raftis.

by BillyNobleSucks June 11, 2007

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

It's when your girlfriend is on the rag and you screw her anyway but forget to take the tampon out. It gets pushed way up there and you spend the rest of the night trying to fish it out.

I thought it was just going to be a quickie, but ended up the hunt for red october until 2 am.

by rws2012s August 25, 2009

painting the town red

"Painting the town red" means to party, run wild, and have fun. It can also be used to express the need/want to surprise and gain the attraction of the opposite gender (as seen in example 2).

Example 1:

On the phone one lonely Friday night...

Ring Ring!

Sally: Hello?

Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.

Example 2:

Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...

Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!

by InsanityisSexy:) October 3, 2011