Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

dat cool guy

A faggot who had no friends and should kill themselves

Fernanda is one of those "dat cool guys" if you know what I'm saying.

by C.E.O of your Mom May 25, 2018

Schimdts Guy

Someone who is slow with very little talent and is usually completely lost

The Schimdts Guy unloaded the truck at 2 cartons per hour

by Big Leauge Tenacity May 28, 2018

Bry guy

Bry guy is a lil sexy boi with a fat ass and is bad at pretty much every sport

Redeeming qualities: ...
Downsides: He gives you a boner if you stare too long

Look at that thick lil Bry Guy he be lookin like a snacc.

Hey Bry Guy, you looking like a Reese's peanut butter cup and I need me a piece.

by Expired Moisturizer December 15, 2017

come through guys

A guy whose only attention is entertainment, usually in regard of sex. Lack seriousness and doesn't care about main ambition and simple focus is to 'come through' usually to the woman involve in their lives

being defined:
Lydia: Mac is such a come through guy, he text me to meet like 6 times this week!

Casey: well he does that with everybody, come through guys are just constantly in or out and don't give a shit.

by QuinnBethany96 December 22, 2017

guy

A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.

Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.

Guy 2: hey Ellie

Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing

Later

Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one

by Annyomis April 22, 2018

old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018