The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023
 Get the Sweet Chocolate Starfishmug.
Get the Sweet Chocolate Starfishmug. The act of putting your dick in your partners ass, having them take a dumb while its in there, and then having them push your dick out with the turd. You then push it back in, and continue for as long as you want.
by Potatonado December 20, 2021
 Get the Bulgarian Chocolate Barmug.
Get the Bulgarian Chocolate Barmug. When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022
 Get the Chocolate Eclairmug.
Get the Chocolate Eclairmug. by hazelbeit April 14, 2018
 Get the Chocolate Sodamug.
Get the Chocolate Sodamug. A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016
 Get the Chocolate Diamondmug.
Get the Chocolate Diamondmug. by PennyBimmerMeep February 21, 2020
 Get the Chocolate Ballsmug.
Get the Chocolate Ballsmug. When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
 Get the Chocolate cake batter surprisemug.
Get the Chocolate cake batter surprisemug.