McDick in the Ass

A McDick in the Ass consists of a Big Mac where the bottom burger is replaced with a McChicken and the middle bun is a breakfast burrito.

"Hey Shawn, I'd like to order a McDick in the Ass with extra mayo."

by Kjyhnbn7 May 23, 2016

Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017

take it in the ass

to put up with something unpleasant or unnecessary

My boss is treating me like shit, but I'm not gonna take it in the ass anymore.

by Mower420 March 28, 2020

jello ass

(n.) A large and attractive set of female buttocks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, particularly when observed walking away from the viewer.

Person 1: "Coco Austin, wife of Ice-T, has a superb jello ass!"

Person 2: "Of course she does! What planet have you been living on?"

by Duck-Molester November 28, 2012

Ass Copter

Coined in Chicago by JC. The sexual act of a woman having anal sex while on top of and starting by facing the man. She frequently changes from facing him to facing his feet without pulling off of him.

Older woman are learning to ass copter to compete with younger competition.

by Senior Elstonia December 8, 2012

Swamp Ass

A condition of severely sweaty butt cheeks or crotch, where the sweat and any un-wiped or leaked fluids or poo from bad hygiene combines to make a disgusting stain that not only stinks up a 10 Ft radius in a crowd but attracts a horde of flies, hundreds of which collect on the stain and feed from it. overly tight nylon pants on a big female booty exacerbate the problem by intruding into the butt crack and wicking the fetid smear to the surface. The sufferer is sometimes unaware of this and does not correct it, leading to randomly taken pictures of their fly-infested ass appearing on the internet at their expense.

Nigel: Oh man- look at that nasty whore with the big booty and red pants! Is that a brown stain in the crack of her ass or a horde of flies on a brown stain?
William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!

by abjectus October 16, 2012

Elephant ass

In golf when a shot is high and shitty, resembling an elephants ass.

(friend makes a horrible shot) *cough* elephant ass *cough*

by SALTYteaBAG November 9, 2012