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King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.
I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.
by Mollyh September 28, 2019
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Smile Kings

To smile a lot.
Origin: When playing Poker, if you have no Poker Face, you’d smile a lot if you have Kings
Actual Origin: I made it up to rhyme with ‘things’.
N͟o͟ ͟r͟e͟l͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟ ͟w͟h͟a͟t͟s͟o͟e͟v͟e͟r͟ ͟t͟o͟ ͟t͟h͟e͟ ͟O͟r͟t͟h͟o͟d͟o͟n͟t͟i͟c͟s͟ ͟c͟o͟m͟p͟a͟n͟y͟.͟
I smile kings whenever I see my cat.
ttt smiled kings yesterday after finding out about the murder.
:) (: : : :} {: :> <: :D :P 😀 😃 😸 😺 😁 😄 😆 🙂 😊 😋 😅 😍 😙 😻 😼 Ü ü ⌣
by Forgive Marcel April 28, 2025
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king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff
person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"
by Paradoxical14 April 7, 2023
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king of the point

In King Of The Hill games, when just one player focuses on the hill and others just fight enemies
Person 1: Did you realize that we won so quickly?
Person 2: Yeah, thanks to the king of the point
by urbanils September 23, 2018
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King of Hearts

A male of any race the only dates white woman
Everyone knows Jason as the King of Hearts—he’s got a thing for white women and never dates outside his type
by TheWhiteHunter March 7, 2025
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Spoiler King

A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!

Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.

I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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Kings Ferry

Big green Coaches drivin by NOOBS who pay no attention to parked cars.

Often they belive that people in smaller cars are lesser people who deserve to have there cars written off.
Norman Yeltsin was parked up, and a Kings Ferry coach wiped out the side of his car.

The driver then drove off leaving no details. Noob!
by Matt Chantry December 9, 2007
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